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SOURCE: OFFICE OF THE COMMANDANT, STARFLEET ACADEMY
UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS
AUTHOR: ADMIRAL GREGORY EPLEY, COMMANDANT, STARFLEET ACADEMY
STARDATE: 42976.3 (OLD CALENDAR, PRESENT DAY, JUNE 15, 1991)
SUBJECT: LOW-LEVEL ACCESS GENERAL COMMUNIQUE
RE: ERROR AND RELATED TECHNICAL MANUAL
RELEASE TWO UPGRADE
STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - TRIVIA CHALLENGE
This is a rough transcript of dialogue delivered by The Comic (Joe Piscopo)
to Data (Brent Spiner) on the Holodeck in episode 30, "The Outrageous Okona",
after Data requested faster access to the program.
Remember, this is a ROUGH transcript, since some of Data's dialogue is more
predominant at points. I have indicated these "fuzzy" areas with three
dashes ("---").
There's this traveling salesman now, and he's goin' down the road and
his car breaks down, right, and he comes up upon this farmhouse; now
it's probably best when yah do somethin' like this---is using a little
cigar, because it's kinda of a...prop kinda thing, yah can kinda go
like this, this is good too, yah gotta go like this, giv'em a little,
like a, "hey ya..."---so a, and then you could tell a joke, a joke, like
a, like a, there's a Jewish guy, there was a, a Greek guy, and there was
an Irish guy, an they die an they go tah heaven, right, an they're up
there, an they're at St. Peter's gate, an they don't wanna die, they
wanna hang around on Earth, so they go to St. Peter, "Please gimmie one
more chance, on Earth, over der, on Earth, if you could just gimme one
more chance on Earth, we won't do anything bad; St. Peter says one nasty
thing, if you guys do one nasty thing, poof, you're gone, poof you're
gone...I see one nasty thought an you're gone. So St. Peter sends...the
a, Greek guy, the Jewish guy, and the Irish guy down ta Earth. So they
go up, they're walkin' down the street, there's a bar; the Irish guy
turrrns...tah go into dah bar...poof! He disappears just like that.
Well, a twenty-dollar bill goes rolling down the hill, right, rolls
right in front of the guy...
To produce this transcript, I digitized audio from the segment and slowed the
playback speed until Joe Piscopo's voice had the right pitch and speed. Not
really sure what significance this dialogue has, I just wanted to know what
he said. I listened to this several times but I still can't figure out how
a twenty-dollar bill can roll down a hill...pushed by a gust of wind perhaps,
but a flat piece of paper ain't gonna "roll" down any hill!
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